Peace In Our Time, at last
Ottawa announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the Saskatchewan Redneck Special Forces (SRSF).
These all-Saskatchewan boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan, and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the 13th man on the field on Grey Cup day.
Ottawa expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
Wear your Roughies shirt proudly, Dianna!