Thursday, June 15, 2017

2017 Falkland Stampede

The 99th annual Falkland Stampede was held May 20-22. Yes, it was a few weeks ago, but it's only been a few hours since I've been able to see the top of my desk again, so bear with me.

Now that I've had time to go through my photos, let me share a few with you. These have a unique angle because I'm up in a room beside the announcer's booth, above the arena. And not all the events are represented because I can only take photos when I'm not working ... which is why I'm there in the first place, as rodeo cashier.

The weather was perfect. The crowds were great. The volunteers are mostly rested and recovered. Here's a little bit of what happened in the arena.

The Falkland Stampede is a three day professional rodeo.
Some of the competitors you'll see competing here - and even some of the animals -
 will also be in the Canadian Finals Rodeo, the National Finals Rodeo and
the Calgary Stampede.

The action is fast and furious.
And lest you feel sorry for the animals, remember that most of them
work less hours in a year than regular ranch horses do in a month.

... and oftentimes, the rider doesn't win the contest. 

Calf ropers waiting for their turn.


... and watching how the other guys are doing. 

The stands were full to capacity on Sunday. Great crowd.

Trick riders entertained each day during intermission.

And then came the calf scramble, where sheer numbers of kids
finally win against the long legs of the "magpie" calves.

Three dairy calves have ribbons tied to their tails, and the kids
try to grab the ribbons for prizes and glory!

"It's all good!" says event co-organizer Stacey.

Bull riding is the last event each day of every rodeo.
It's the main event for many folks.

Again I say, if you were ever to feel sorry for the bull,
check his size against the kid on his back.

These bulls are serious athletes, and they generally win.

The longhorn blood in this fellow adds to his spunk.

The kid is giving it his best ...

... but he's down ...

... and that bull wants to eat him up.
The bullfighter coming up on the left keeps that from happening.

It's not all rough-and-tumble.
Early Monday morning, the heavy horses come into the arena to compete.

They work hard and are lovely to watch.
Most of these teams are working teams, on ranches or in hand-logging operations.

It's sometimes hard to figure out how these cowboys stick to the horses.

Makes for very dramatic photos!

Especially when they explode out of  the chute.


Rodeo manager Jason Churchill with this year's Life Membership honorees:
CPRA rodeo secretary Marion Pippolo (my hero), and local long-time
volunteers Gayle Carson and Dari Churchill.

Time to go home. See y'all next year!

Next year is the 100th rodeo. Not bad for a place with less than 1000 people. 

Friday, June 9, 2017

Anne's TED2017 Talk

I have adored Anne Lamott from afar for many years, dating back to when I first read her book "Bird by Bird."




So when I learned that she was a speaker in April at TED2017 in Vancouver, I was delighted. And then waited not-too-patiently for the video to be posted. If I'd been paying attention and knew she was in Vancouver I would have moved heaven and earth to get there.

This is actually better in some ways because I can listen to it more than once.

So here it is. PLEASE watch. It's only 15 and bit minutes, and might be the best thing you do for yourself today.


Monday, May 15, 2017

Belligerent Spring

Saturated soils, above-normal rainfall and a higher-than-average snowpack set to melt - it all makes for some scary conditions in this part of world.

Rivers have broken their banks, the lakes are at 1-in-200-year flood levels, and let's not forget the many mudslides and landslides that are blocking highways and threatening property.

Young apple orchard in bloom. Enderby Cliffs in the far background.
Cro might remember a photo of this orchard that I
posted a few years ago, when it was newly-planted.

In the midst of all the nuisance and heartache, spring struggles along. Young calves frolic in the pastures that are high and dry. Grape hyacinth and periwinkle brighten my front yard. The orchards are in full bloom. And yes, the hummingbirds are back in full force.

Torrential rainstorms have been hard on the little hummers, so when it does abate, they swarm to the feeders in astounding numbers, all species working together to satisfy their voracious appetites. Even the aggressive Rufous males have to let up on their dive-bombing tactics, as the Anna's, Calliope, Broad-back and Black-chins all outnumber them.

Twilight with rainbows and hummingbirds. A lovely gift bestowed in dismal times.



Saturday, April 29, 2017

Spelling Bee 2017 Edition - the Word Nerds

To bee or not to bee. A Word Nerd, that is.

I was a bee again this year, after missing last year due to previous commitments, and it was grand.

On the down side, we lost; on the up side, we only lost by 1/2 a second. Literally.

There are three rounds with five words in each round. The Word Nerds and our arch nemesis the Queen Bees came through the preliminaries with 100% accuracy. Indeed.

Katherine, our "Captain, my captain" (centre) watches the results tensely while
Jane and I (in the background) are a little bit calmer.


The playoff round included three words, and I can only remember the first one because both teams got it wrong: mnemonic. What sort of word, that means a device such as a pattern of letters, ideas, or associations that assists in remembering something  doesn't have its own mnemonic???!!! Only two of the eight at our table had a clue (I was one - ha) but got the first two letters backward.

Betty Selin (local morning radio host and Spelling Bee MC) and
Wendy Aasen (Junction Literacy head honcho).


That meant we had a word scramble tie-breaker: first person on either team to figure out the scrambled word was to jump up with the answer. I was 1/2 a second behind someone from the Queen Bees. *insert big groan*

"What were the words?" you ask. Fairly reasonable ones, sez I.

Warm up (no points):  poinsettia, Ucluelet (a community on Vancouver Island), braggadocious

Round 1: debilitate, borscht, vermilion, thesaurus, mahogany

Round 2: logarithm, prerogative, deferment, psoriasi, etymology

Round 3: disingenuous, intermittent, dinkum, asphyxiate, dilemma

Play off: mnemonic and two others I forget

Good thing it's a team sport!

Sunday, April 23, 2017

The Entertainment Beat

In the past few months, since I returned to freelance writing, life has had some interesting moments. The past two weeks, I've been invited to no less than four events: the Okanagan Symphony Orchestra, two dinner theatre shows and a masquerade gala for Opera Kelowna.

Yes indeed, mixing with the cultural crowd!

And what a hoot it's been. The Husband came to the Symphony with me but then decamped to the North Country to work for a few weeks. So I've had various friends come as my dates - might as well share the fun with people I enjoy.

"Tony and Tina's Wedding" was a 1980s off-Broadway production that became a world-wide phenomena. A local events centre held the Okanagan debut in mid-April, and added a few twists. The families are a bit different: the bride's family is still a Mafioso-style black suits and body guards crowd, but the groom's dad is a washed up bull rider from a boisterous redneck family.

The best twist of all - the wedding itself was real. The bride ('Tina') and groom ('Tony') were a local couple who were actually married in front of a Justice of the Peace. 

And it was pretty much as awkward and funny and chaotic as many a real wedding I've attended over the years, including the Chicken Dance. (If you're not familiar, check it out here, and move the time slider to 1:42.)



The Cow Boss and Vinny - welcome to The Wedding!

Guests came dressed as either members of the Ricardo or Wayne family (as indicated on the 'invitation') and expected to participate accordingly. It was hilarious.


The Vows - while a real wedding it taking place, the "Bride's Maid" is enjoying herself
while the "Best Man" is pouting cuz he's in love with the bride.
Guests enjoying the show while Elvis looks on. Yes, Elvis was in the house.
Momma and Pappa Ricardo
Lovely Italian-style meal
Spontaneous dancing throughout the reception.
The John Wayne 'Cousins"
and a good time was had by all.

A week later to the day, I was at the Kelowna Actors Studio for a more traditional Dinner Theatre production, this time the Canadian classic "Anne of Green Gables: The Musical" based on L.M. Montgomery's beloved novel. This particular play has been part of the Charlottetown Festival on P.E.I. since 1965, and it now recognized by Guinness World Records as the longest continual stage performance in the world. Cool.  The KAS cast did a fabulous job. I was thoroughly entertained.

"Anne of Green Gables" at Kelowna Actors Studio
Ron Green as Matthew Cuthbert and Kate Hammer as Anne Shirley
And now the glitter and glitz event: Opera Kelowna's "Bohemian Masquerade." This was a fundraising event, based loosely on a 19th century Parisian street festival. Funds support free outdoor opera concerts this coming summer as well as a summer training program for students and the Opera's main stage production of La boheme in August.

It was fabulous. The food. The costumes. The music. The performers.

Alexandra Babbel, Opera Kelowna Artist Director and
Katherine Mortimer, Vernon Morning Star Lifestyles Editor


Performers from Kinshira

Attentive guests


Lovely tableau seating for cozy visits.
Fabulous street performers


Katherine learning to salsa dance!

 I think my 'date' Katherine had more fun than I did! And that's OK because she's one of my favourite people and deserved a night out on the town.

 It's going to be an exciting summer! Come on over and share the fun.




Saturday, April 8, 2017

Spring Throwback

I think it's safe to say that spring is here (ssshhh).

I was digging through photo files last night, looking for one specific photo (which I didn't find because my photo file system is abysmal). Some interesting pics came up on my screen during the hunt.

Want to take a little trip down memory lane? Sure, come on. It'll be fun.

The Daughter on my Suzuki Intruder 800, when she was about 14 years old.

The Son on his Ninja when he was about 16 years old, and
The Daughter behind her dad on his Triumph Trophy, about 15 years ago. 

The Son and Daughter playing in spring melt water, dragging
wood 'boats''through the current. Late 1990s on the ranch in Northern Alberta.

As you can tell, the north country can get a lot of snow.

The end of our driveway, the culvert unable to handle the volume of
melt water coming down the ditch from the north. Spring floods are a common occurrence,
due to both the volume of snow melt and frozen culverts. 

I'll see what else I can find.

Thursday, April 6, 2017

Do I Love Him? The Proof

The Husband is in the throes of a head cold. Far be it from me to point out that it's been perhaps a bit cold to be out on the motorcycles (yes, plural). I gauge rideability by the time it takes my finger and toes to freeze, not by the date on the calendar.

But do I still love him - stubborn attitude, head cold and all?

I give you Exhibit A:



That is me, doing accounting. Or rather, me taking a photo of work in progress while I take a break.

Yes, that is a half-full glass of wine. Don't judge. It's accounting, not rocket surgery.

Let me give you Exhibit B, the fuller view version:


Yes, that is our dining room and dining room table (with four leaves removed). Since I've been working from home, there have been tense negotiations over who has custody of the desk with the other computer.

I lost.

We are talking about a re-drawing of the lines of scrimmage. I think the TV and DVDs (because we don't actually watch TV but we do watch DVDs) may be moved downstairs so I can set up my office in the small den off the front entryway. That was my initial plan when we moved here but I was unable to get our large vintage teacher's desk through the doorway.

There may be a way. 

And thanks to Friend Karen, we have a smaller teacher's desk that currently resides in the sewing room, which The Husband can use for his computer.

That fact that he's willing to undertake this not-small upheaval, and that I'm still willing to do his company account books for over 30 years says a lot. If you knew just how much I loath accounting, then you'd really know how much that says.

The fact that I'm also the community association treasurer may indicate that I've also lost a few brain cells over the years.

C'est la vie.

Besides, it's raining. Again.